sexta-feira, 10 de outubro de 2008

O Calça Jeans- Versão Inglês


It´s hard to say and write all those ones Posts that i use to publish over here in any language, ‘cause it´s completely complicated to make fun through Very Cool’s neologisms. Now i introduce you a guy called Pants Jeans(Check out his picture).

The Pants Jeans (Panties for intimate guys and Big Pantie in the artistic surroundings), from “I don´t know where” and going to nowhere, he´s a creature completely ugly and spoiled, almost a fungus, and that takes some sexual gay pictures to add in orkut (No No No…ohhh My Gosh). The Pants was born in the Babylon region, between 2 regions: the region of boutos with pink panties and the region of the camel with fimose, exactly located in the center-north-center-south of petrol Guiné.
He was whelped under an opened up sky, in a vacuum region, and contaminated with uranium. This condition has caused a really big degree of “Strangebility” upon this grasshopper boy (known by Pants as well).
Completely weird, I mean totally weird, and weird as well, Pantie has migrated to Brazil looking for secret stuffs located at a deep region, that could indicate his macrobiotic, endocrimotic, vodka and other otic´s beginning, in order to figure out, philosophyly, the reason of being that Strange guy.
Pantie is looked for a lot of girls…yeahh of course… really so many girls…ôôô…Of side he looks fat and ill. Of front you can get guarantee that he´s really fat and weird. 10 meters away, in a dark room and wearing astronaut clothes, he´s Bon Jovi. In the Lord of the ring, he´s the Smigol Dublê and In the Amazon Forest, he´s that rat in extinction.